The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...