Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...