Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!