Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...