Going to the office
|Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...