Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!