Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.