Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Real opcodes
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Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....