For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket