Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.