How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...