What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...