A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.