The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...