He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...