glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!