Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...