A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...