Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...