The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...