Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...