What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...