Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...