The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother’sEB102: We...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...