Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...