Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...