Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...