A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...