Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...