The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...