Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...