Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...