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A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
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A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Cyclones!
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
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