Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...