Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!