Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...