I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
I marked the spot
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A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Meeting the Pope
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
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What Would You Do?
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Halloween handouts
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