Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...