How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...