Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...