Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...