Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...