Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...