How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.