Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...