Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...