Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...