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Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...