Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!