The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...