Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Bad computer viruses
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The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Travel on the plane
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Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
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Stupid drunk blonde
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